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A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be renamed something clever and cute, like President, and repackaged and resold to a solid base of sheep consumers every four years. The sheeple will never even notice that every new model of brick is exactly like the last brick!
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think about it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in conjunction with another brick to be the Democrat and Republican Presidential candidates. People will say, Vote for the brick on the left, or, The brick on the right is better. But do not be deceived—they're both the same, and they're both bricks.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited under your blanket, then each party feels exclusively inclusive to each other. Still, there is a problem. What am I going to do with all the tickets I sold to the internet perverts to spend an evening with you under your blanket?
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— Jarod Kintz

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