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A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart could replace the brick. ↗
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A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dramatic. ↗
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A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle. ↗
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I have to put up a wall to put up with him. Not an invisible, metaphoric emotional wall, but a wall made of bricks. Those bricks could be used to keep out his bullshit. Bricks could transform him from friend into neighbor, and I think that’s pretty special. ↗
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A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the winners are allowed under the blanket. Sorry, fellas, but there is nothing I can do about the situation. ↗
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A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me shivering and twitching in the night. ↗
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A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon. ↗
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Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes. ↗
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A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smite thee with His wrath. ↗
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A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency. ↗
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