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Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of witty dialogue like:
 Brick: Hello!
 Blanket: Hi!
 Brick: How are you?
 Blanket: Good. You?
 Brick: Good. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn wine into water.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conquer the world and control the globe through secret occult knowledge. Just ask the Masons.
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— Jarod Kintz

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One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be used to cover up their decomposing corpses.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A red brick, along with other red bricks, could be used in place of a STOP sign. Nothing says STOP quite like a brick wall.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to run a marathon on. While a brick is only about 1/207504th the length of a marathon’s 26.2 miles, a marathon could be run on it if the brick is slid in sync with the stride of the runner running the marathon, so that each of the runner’s footsteps lands on the same brick. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. With a brick, the past is the future.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase strength and endurance. Those very same ropes could be used to tie me to my bed, to keep me from falling asleep.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be carried to the beach. You can bring your laptop or tablet and work from anywhere in the world, but when you get that brick in the sand, you’re symbolically saying, “This is my building—and my office has the best possible view.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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