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A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s going to be a blanket of a year.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your neighbor’s yard. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars, and of course, my body. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could have been used to stop Napoleon’s army from advancing into Russia. And blankets could have been used to keep Napoleon rolling in victories. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blankets? Wouldn’t it be more fun, and more accurate, to blame politicians?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because they make better cheese.
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— Jarod Kintz

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