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A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the construction of a house. But just like wearing your boxers on the outside of your pants, if you reverse them you get further in society.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one inherits. And once you’ve got half the blanket, you’d better stay on your side of the bed—or else I’m going to tell dad.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn signal in the left turn only lane could be used to represent a company called Brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rules determine whom the brick favors. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me? ↗

— Nicole McKay

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The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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