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Teamwork is me helping you build a brick wall that will come between us and forever divide us. Division through unity.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is, Which end will you insert? If you’re a politician, I’d recommend the one with the hooks.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can be used as a counting device, particularly if you only need to count up to one.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line warm. Well, they could be, if the people weren’t already hot with rage at the ineptitude and greed of the political class.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could used to translate and transform long cuneiform texts into shorter tweets. Sure, just take the brick and smash the clay tablets, and each broken fragment should be roughly 140 characters. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians didn’t have bricks for brains.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician needs to keep this in mind when trying to retain power. Is America warm from the collected body heat, or from shared rage at being robbed from, lied to, and abused by the elite?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a tank, if you rearrange the letters and leave out the leb. But why would you leave out the leb? That’s the most dangerous part.
 (The leb is the most dangerous part, because it’s the unknown).
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— Jarod Kintz

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You could use a brick and a blanket when giving yourself a pedicure. Just sit down and relax on your blanket, and use the brick as a pumice stone. ↗

— Amy Summers

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