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For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! ↗

— Nicole McKay

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A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! ↗

— Nicole McKay

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A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. 
Oh yes, it’s as big as this lie is.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can become a trip to Breckenridge, if you get hit on the head with one and get knocked unconscious.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to commit genocide on a small patch of grass, if you lay the brick down on the lawn and leave it there long enough. But I do not condone this monstrosity of lawntrocity. (Lawn + atrocity—clever, no? OK, no, it’s not so clever. To have any lawngevity as a writer, I’ve got to avoid making clunky, brick-like puns.)
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— Jarod Kintz

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