#relationships

You live on - in the hearts of everyone you have touched and nurtured while you were here...Death ends life, not a relationship. ↗

— Mitch Albom

#life #love #relationships #death

When i write, i'm capable of having a girl of my dreams. She may not be perfect, but she's mine. And i'm her role model for God. ↗

— Ariel Seraphino

#girl-of-my-dreams #god #relationships #writing #dreams

For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.
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— Jarod Kintz

#birthday #dead #death #funny #gift

Mereka yang sekalipun belum pernah naik vespa adalah penyia-nyia hidup ↗

— ifdal sukri

#relationship

I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires. ↗

— Bauvard

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers. ↗

— Bauvard

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.
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— Dora J. Arod

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships