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#relations

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #relations




Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?


H.M. Forester


#relationship

Most people understand that the important things in life are not things at all - they are the relationships we cherish.


John Paul Warren


#john-paul-warren #pastor-john-paul-warren #voice-of-the-nations #relationship

I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you liberally applied lipstick and makeup. Your birthday was coming up, and I knew you were probably sensitive about parties that emphasize the aging process, so I decided to box up your gift in a coffin and wrap it with black wrapping paper. I got you the best gift ever too—a hooker, who happened to be dead, because that enabled me to procure a sizeable discount.



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Love will not be constrain'd by mastery. When mast'ry comes, the god of love anon Beateth his wings, and, farewell, he is gone. Love is a thing as any spirit free.


Geoffrey Chaucer


#love #relationships #love

Humph! A text message that said, ‘What’s up, sexy?’ You call that setting a mood? Love making takes place long before the bedroom—


N. Wood Lane


#do-it-to-my-mind #fiction #marriage-life #n-wood-lane #relationships

For the life of me I cannot remember, what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise. For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins, we were merely freshmen.


The Verve Pipe


#music-lyrics #relationships #wise-words #music

A brick could be used to attract a potential life partner. Yes indeed, and it’s how I met my ex wife. And the only reason she didn’t become my life partner was because I outlived our relationship, despite her numerous attempts to kill me. I’m 31 years old now, so thank God for modern science enabling me to achieve such longevity. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Jim Reston: And of course when that moment came--no words came to my mouth, and I shook his hand. Because if you've spent that long hating a man--in the end--a kind of relationship develops. An intimacy. Biographer and subject. Assassin and target.


Peter Morgan


#relationship

...to many of us prayer is more like talking to a chocolate pudding than participating in an amazing relationship with a living being.


Peter Enseleit


#relationship

Never mind. Bye, Carmen. Don't go out and get radical or anything." THE PINATA-MAKER'S DAUGHTER


Eileen Granfors


#protest-movements #relationships #relationship






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