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#relation

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #relation




Be careful whom you choose to love. This decision will impact your future life and happiness in ways you cannot yet imagine.


Toni Coleman


#marriage #relationships #imagination

In WASP families, if you don't get along with someone, you have as little to do with them as possible. In Jewish families, you move next door, to make them as miserable as possible.


Doreen Orion


#culture #culture-critique #family #family-drama #family-relationships

Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire.


Danielle Sibarium


#safety #humor

I don't do relationships because I don't want to love and lose myself.


J.C. Reed


#love #relationship #romance #surrender-your-love #humor

You've got an awfully kissable mouth.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#flapper #humor #kiss #kissing #kissing-quotes

I profess not to know how women’s hearts are wooed and won. To me they have always been matters of riddle and admiration. Some seem to have but one vulnerable point, or door of access; while others have a thousand avenues, and may be captured in a thousand different ways. It is a great triumph of skill to gain the former, but a still greater proof of generalship to maintain possession of the latter, for man must battle for his fortress at every door and window. He who wins a thousand common hearts is therefore entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart of a coquette is indeed a hero.


Washington Irving


#courtship #humor #humor-relationships #women #humor

Are Cady and O'Neill Ever going to get together?" Those amber eyes weighed me heavily, and then he answered my question with a question. "Do you think they should?" "Well I said, "they've been through an awful lot together. And if there's only one book left, it kind of seems like they're running out of time


Richelle Mead


#humor

You're not having sex with him. I know these guys, and you don't. I'm trusting you with Claudia Reeshman. You need to trust me about Dean Robillard." She wouldn't let him off that easily. "You're looking for a wife. Maybe I'm just looking for a little fun." "If you need fun," he shot back, 'I'll give you fun." She was stunned.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#sexy #humor

For better or for worse, but not for lunch,...


Abigail Thomas


#marriage #relationships #humor

Okay, then, what was he like? Just give me something to go on so that I have a shot at him!' 'A shot at him? Are you on an elk hunt?


Sara Zarr


#humor #relationships #teenagers #humor






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