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Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at him Tell him that. Thats not nothing. Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.


Suzanne Collins


#sarcasm #humor

You must be a blast on long car rides.” “Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic.


Nenia Campbell


#funny #humor #michael #sarcasm #sex

Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture. Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her.


Annie Brewer


#sarah #sarcasm #funny

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.


Cecelia Ahern


#sarcasm #funny

Caroline's lips thinned, her face flushed. "My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant mind than the entire British War Department has had on file since its inception." She huffed with pure, disgusted outrage, lowering her gaze to the floor to murmur, "I'll kill him.


Adele Ashworth


#husband-and-wife #sarcastic #funny

... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#dark-humor #ego #egotism #egotist #funny

Love is a fairytale blah, blah, blah.


Jessica Fortunato


#fairytale #funny #heart #love #sarcasm-humor

He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot. "Yeah, well," he said, "the next time you decide to sneak out of our magically warded apartment through a door that shouldn't really exist, leave a note.


Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood

Double Sword Tavern.” Tristan said, reading out loud. “Sounds charming and inviting.


B.C. Morin


#funny #sarcasm-humor #funny

Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this? Too harsh?


Molly Harper


#funny #gabriel #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs






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