#rca

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#diary #humor #jace-wayland #sarcasm #humor

I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them." "Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#hodge #humor #revenge #sarcasm #tea

It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #jace-lightwood #sarcasm #humor

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#impudence #sarcasm #smartass #humor

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#jace #sarcasm #imagination

I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm. ↗

— Sara Gilbert

#less #like #more #sarcasm #stuff

Avoid problems, and you'll never be the one who overcame them. ↗

— Richard Bach

#never #overcame #problems #them #who

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth. ↗

— Roland Barthes

#condition #contradiction #full #i #live

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ↗

— Jean Baudrillard

#adult #children #demand #festival #funny

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. ↗

— Tom Bergeron

#bit #first #i #sarcasm #times