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I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent marker and sneak over and write underneath it "so does cot death".


Tim Minchin


#grumpiness #humor #relativism #sarcasm #spirituality

Orcas can be spotted from the shores of Seattle, Tacoma, Port Angeles, Bellingham, and the popular San Juan Islands in Washington State; and Vancouver, Victoria, Nanaimo, Campbell River, and other cities in BC. These venues not only offer easy access to the whales, they are scenic and pleasant places to live: Researchers who study orcas tend to gravitate more toward this region than, say, Iceland.


David Kirby


#research #death

One faction views SeaWorld as a Garden Hilton for killer whales, and the other views it as a Hanoi Hilton for killer whales.


David Kirby


#death

Nearly one-quarter of all orcas captured for display during the late sixties and early seventies showed signs of bullet wounds. Royal Canadian fighter pilots used to bomb orcas during practice runs, and in 1960, private fishing lodges on Vancouver Island persuaded the Canadian government to install a machine gun at Campbell River to cull the orca population.


David Kirby


#orca #death

إن الحياة هي عادة سيئة يرتكبها الميت كل يوم!


إبراهيم الزنيدي


#humor #life #sarcasm #death

Min aska kommer sprida värme.


Leon Noips


#sarcasm #self-awareness #death

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.


Peter Kreeft


#apple #apple-computer-inc #bible #catholicism #christianity

What I really needed wasn't a dose of school spirit; it was a glass of water, an aspirin the size of my fist, and the answers to the history exam that I hadn't studied for the night before. "As long as I'm dreaming," I muttered, my words lost to the cacophony of the gym, "I'd also like a pony, a convertible, and a couple of friends." "That's a tall order." I'd known that there were people sitting next to me, but I couldn't begin to imagine how one of them had heard me. I hadn't even heard me. "Would you settle for a piece of gum, an orange Tic Tac, and an introduction the the school slut?


Jennifer Lynn Barnes


#new-friends #sarcasm #dreams

Chapter Eighteen: You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.


Nicki Elson


#romance #sarcasm #dreams

Educational system in America is not as good as in China. You may be an idiot. It is hard to tell with you white people.


Kate Danley


#sarcastic #education






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