#razo

I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.
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— Jarod Kintz

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#cats #dead #death #funny #generosity

Patriotism has served, at different times, as widely different ends as a razor, which ought to be used in keeping your face clean and yet may be used to cut your own throat or that of an innocent person. ↗

— Charles Edward Montague

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#clean #cut #different #different times #ends

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap. ↗

— Aaron Allston

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#any #crap #principle #problem #razor