#rat

When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#inspirational #life #satire #humor

I'd like to show you who's the boss, but I'm afraid it would only confirm that you are. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor

Things that we do without knowing why are we doing them are usually the best things that we do. ↗

— Minhal Mehdi

#humor #life #nspirational #humor

According to the most common interpretation of biblical prophecy, Jesus will return only after things have gone horribly awry. Imagine the consequences if any significant component of the U.S. government believed that the world was about to end and that its ending would be glorious. The fact that nearly half of the American population apparently believes this should be considered a moral and intellectual emergency. ↗

— Sam Harris

#rational #religion #thinking #imagination

If you can't impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh** ↗

— Grandpa

#humor

Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up. ↗

— Ridley Pearson

#humorous #inspirational #keepers #humor

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa. ↗

— Ricky Gervais

#christianity #comedy #humor #humour #rationality

Answers based in truth are the foundation of wisdom. ↗

— Jayce O'Neal

#faith #inspirational #jayce #faith

People will always give you advice, it is you who should decide either to try them or live with them. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#inspirational

I imagine what would happen if everyone turned their regrets into wishes, went around shouting them. ↗

— Nina LaCour

#regrets #wishes #imagination