#randy

I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#brandy #clones #drinks #magic #magical

Claret is the liquor for boys, port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

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#men