#random

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #random




I go through stages. Randomly, I'll be attracted to a crazy rocker with tattoos. And I find that I'm extremely attracted to ambition and wit.


Ashley Greene


#attracted #crazy #extremely #find #go

Sometimes I will click on a random sequence of notes- not to actually use it in a song, but to see if I can find maybe a simple pattern that I can build off of.


Ken Hill


#build #click #find #i #i can

A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent yes. If I ask you, “Will you sleep with me?” I expect you to run to the bedroom, get naked, and get under the blanket. Whatever you do, do not reach for the brick.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I love to sing random stuff. That's exciting for me.


Samantha Barks


#i #i love #love #me #random

I don't date guys that I just meet randomly. I don't feel comfortable meeting strangers.


Ali Landry


#date #feel #guys #i #just

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!


Hunter S. Thompson


#crazy #drugs #funny #random #funny

We made up, and I knew just how to do that. I told her, “I feel like dancing. Let me grab my dancing shoes and stick-on mustache (better to tickle your vagina with).” And she replied, “My vagina already has its own mustache.


Jarod Kintz


#random #funny

EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.


Lauren Conrad


#humor #funny

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.


Amy Summers


#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor