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A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybody or anything to stay single. Actually, to stay single, I need the full cooperation of the entire female population, which is kind of impressive, because in conclusively and inclusively agreeing not to date me, it's like the first time in human history a collective has ever fully agreed on something. ↗
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He said that the principal function of music was to organize the details into harmonies that were intended to make us forget that there was randomness all around us. The same, he said, could be said for great books. ↗
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Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of death (or bricks). ↗
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After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby. ↗
I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping. ↗
A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football games more fun. But I’m calling it right now: I get to be quarterback. ↗
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Sleep with family is a napkin (nap plus kin), and I used a napkin as a blanket. ↗
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