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A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.



Jarod Kintz


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The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.


Chris Morris


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Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.


John von Neumann


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Green grass breaks through snow, Artemis pleads for my help, I am so cool.


Rick Riordan


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i'm not sarcastic.i'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.


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A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. 



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're like an ant.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. 



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.



Jarod Kintz


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