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I look a lot busier than I am, as I'm actually a rather sporadic, random person and I'll play a few gigs and then disappear for a while.


Paul McCartney


#am #busier #disappear #few #gigs

He was the firstborn Bridgerton of a firstborn Bridgerton of a firstborn Bridgerton eight times over. He had a dynastic responsibility to be fruitful and multiply.


Julia Quinn


#funny

I miss Agatha like green misses yellow and blue. She made me who I am. If not for her I’d probably be burnt orange right now. If orange is the color of fire, what is burnt orange? Is that like burning fire? How do you burn something that is itself fire? That’s like asking how do you kill death?


Jarod Kintz


#random #death

A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

some days are like being pecked to death by ducks


Unknown


#death

Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?


Regina Griffin


#funny-but-true #funny-quotes #humor #humorous #diet

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?


Christy Leigh Stewart


#dogs #funny-and-random #question #dreams

The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The saddest day was the next day, when he returned home.



Jarod Kintz


#dad #family #funny #humor #life

Western man has tried for too many centuries to fool himself that he lives in a rational world. No. There's a story about a man who, while walking along the street, was almost hit on the head and killed by an enormous falling beam. This was his moment of realization that he did not live in a rational world but a world in which men's lives can be cut off by a random blow on the head, and the discovery shook him so deeply that he was impelled to leave his wife and children, who were the major part of his old, rational world. My own response to the wild unpredictability of the universe has been to write stories, to play the piano, to read, listen to music, look at paintings - not that the world may become explainable and reasonable but that I may rejoice in the freedom which unaccountability gives us.


Madeleine L'Engle


#randomness #freedom

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u...


Stephan


#random #silly #funny






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