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... Nature almost surely operates by combining chance with necessity, randomness with determinism...


Eric Chaisson


#determinism #nature #necessity #randomness #age

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.


Jarod Kintz


#beards #children #dada #funny #funny-quotes

Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.



Jarod Kintz


#awesome #bizarre #cancer #funny #humor

I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless.



Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #awesome #bar #bizarre #drinking

The two go hand in hand like a dance: chance flirts with necessity, randomness with determinism. To be sure, it is from this interchange that novelty and creativity arise in Nature, thereby yielding unique forms and novel structures.


Eric Chaisson


#determinism #nature #necessity #randomness #age

Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hippopotamous throwing up.


Adam Rex


#random #age

[The sound of the wind] was just more proof that the workings of the world were random, that beauty, like suffering, was meaningless, that human life was as pointless as waves on sand.


Anita Diamant


#beauty #day-after-night #meaninglessness-of-life #random-chance #randomness

A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly more communicative than me giving you a scrap of paper with a doodle of an erect penis. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybody or anything to stay single. Actually, to stay single, I need the full cooperation of the entire female population, which is kind of impressive, because in conclusively and inclusively agreeing not to date me, it's like the first time in human history a collective has ever fully agreed on something. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly." The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?" "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.


Derek Landy


#humor #humorous #insults #random #what-the-hell