#ram

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If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.


Lauren Leto


#grammar #humor #spelling #humor

And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.


Russell Brand


#grammar-humor #humor

I love you. You are the object of my affection and the object of my sentence.


Mignon Fogarty


#humor #humor

Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase it, realizing that if time travel ever became widespread, English grammar was going to have to add a whole new set of tenses to describe reflexive situations - conjugations that would make the French literary tenses and the Latin historical tenses look simple.


Robert A. Heinlein


#humor #science-fiction #time-travel #humor

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.


Criss Jami


#belief #clever #comparison #control #crying

I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama for your mama " I told her just like an eleven-year-old.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #humor

Stupid English." "English isn't stupid," I say. "Well, my English teacher is." He makes a face. "Mr. Franklin assigned an essay about our favorite subject, and I wanted to write about lunch, but he won't let me." "Why not?" "He says lunch isn't a subject." I glance at him. "It isn't." "Well," Jacob says, "it's not a predicate, either. Shouldn't he know that?


Jodi Picoult


#grammar #humor #school #humor

I love you Willow, but I can live without you. I just refuse to.


Emily Snow


#love

..then he pushed the call button again and asked, "Are you sleeping with anyone?" "Why is that any business of yours?" "Because I want to fuck you, Eva. I need to know what's standing in my way, if anything.


Sylvia Day


#eva-tramell #gideon-cross #business

Every scene should be able to answer three questions: "Who wants what from whom? What happens if they don't get it? Why now?


David Mamet


#film #writing #business