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You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. ↗

— Robin Williams

#little #lose #madness #mustn #only

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. ↗

— Robin Williams

#gentiles #mayonnaise #no reason #people #reason

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. ↗

— Robin Williams

#everything #left #right #wrong #you

Carpe per diem - seize the check. ↗

— Robin Williams

#check #per #seize

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. ↗

— Robin Williams

#change the world #ideas #matter #people #tell

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. ↗

— Robin Williams

#cloning #cousins #had #south #years

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. ↗

— Robin Williams

#english #get #himself #language #like

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. ↗

— Robin Williams

#dead #house #living #people #people say

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. ↗

— Robin Williams

#basically #cricket #valium

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! ↗

— Robin Williams

#business #ethics #facial #george #george w