#quotations

If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

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Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice. ↗

— Rick Riordan

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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment. ↗

— A.A. Milne

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If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver? ↗

— K S Collier

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If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character. Therefore, you could conclude that if you are said author, you are in love with yourself. ↗

— Heather Dowell

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Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

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Quotations are useful in periods of ignorance or obscurantist beliefs. ↗

— Guy Debord

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself. ↗

— Marlene Dietrich

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I'd lived by quotations, practically all my life. ↗

— Loretta Young

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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER) ↗

— Darynda Jones

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