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Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems. ↗

— Adam Selzer

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At the point so near to zero, just almost before the death, life’s value jumps to infinity! ↗

— Mehmet Murat ildan

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Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

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He who coordinates his thoughts with his actions controls his own destiny.” ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

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In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

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I love with love, so that we all may love." ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

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You don't need to know what you want. You only need to know what you don't want... ↗

— Julia Heywood

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You can tell a really wonderful quote by the fact that it's attributed to a whole raft of wits. ↗

— Anna Quindlen

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Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you. ↗

— Salman Aditya

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if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt) ↗

— Darynda Jones

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