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A bug lies in quiet repose; when he passed no one knows. Did he suffer, was he pained? Before he died, was knowledge gained? Were all life’s pressures much too great.To put upon so small a weight? Although not one for pessimism, I think he died of journalism!


Nikhil Sharda


#journalism #life

Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela


Christopher Paolini


#humor

'Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of a good conditioning. And he always wore sweatpants and T-shirts that had seen more abuse than narcotics. But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I'd suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.


Darynda Jones


#humor

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.


P.G. Wodehouse


#insightful #humor

and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking


John Green


#humor

Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.


Jenny Lawson


#humor

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.


Adam Selzer


#humorous #humorous-quotations #humor

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.


Michael P. Clutton


#humor-inspirational #humorous-quotations #humor






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