#quotations

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together. ↗

— Michael P. Clutton

#humor-inspirational #humorous-quotations #humor

Quotations in my work are like wayside robbers who leap out armed and relieve the stroller of his conviction. ↗

— Walter Benjamin

#conviction #his #leap #like #out

Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny-quotes #humor-quotes #inspirational #iving #making-a-difference

if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt) ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor

He who perseveres like an infant that falls down and keeps getting up, shall eventually find the way.”~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

#inspirational-quotations #inspire #motivate #motivation #motivational-quotations

In more ancient times the life was simpler, but now the discovery of all these different medicines for curing dyspepsia shows that people are suffering from this disease. In this country we know that there are so many kinds of pills and medicines used. We even have those in India now. These things show that not only in America but in all the countries of the world we have to recourse to artificial means for necessary nutrients because people are not aware of right rules of diet. It is better to follow the right rules of diet in the beginning in order to avoid any kind of artificial medicines later on. ↗

— Virchand Raghavji Gandhi

#digestion #disease #dyspepsia #eating-disorder #medicine

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt) ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious. ↗

— Lauren Willig

#humorous-quotations #mystery #humor

My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre. ↗

— Ben Aaronovitch

#humor

Falling in love is like submerging beneath the ocean with a submarine; you leave the outside world and wander in the silence of dimness. ↗