#quotations

If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

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Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice. ↗

— Rick Riordan

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If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

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Generally speaking, I try not to generalize. ↗

— Addison C. Arthur

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She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below the belt? ↗

— Daniel Marks

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Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell ↗

— Jennifer Crusie

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It does not manifest so that you can believe in it. You believe in it so that it can manifest. ↗

— Lauren Zimmerman

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Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going. ↗

— Jim Moorman

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself. ↗

— Marlene Dietrich

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In spite of his practical ability, some of his experience had petrified into maxims and quotations. ↗

— George Eliot

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