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This sucks the hind teat.


Patricia Grasso


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If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead


Benny Bellamacina


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Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?


Elizabeth Jane Howard


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Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice.


Rick Riordan


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I'm an American, our names don't mean shit.


Quentin Tarantino


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This guy had more lines than loose-leaf.


Cara Lynn Shultz


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If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’.


J.K. Rowling


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Generally speaking, I try not to generalize.


Addison C. Arthur


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She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below the belt?


Daniel Marks


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Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell


Jennifer Crusie


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