#quotation

If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

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Generally speaking, I try not to generalize. ↗

— Addison C. Arthur

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She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below the belt? ↗

— Daniel Marks

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Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell ↗

— Jennifer Crusie

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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. ↗

— Hesketh Pearson

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To delete our memory to zero! A completely new life! . . This is a fantastic idea! ↗

— Mehmet Murat ildan

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We the Jainists of India say every day in our prayer, I worship all perfected souls, I worship all spiritual masters, I worship all spiritual instructors, I worship all holy men and women in the world. ↗

— Virchand Raghavji Gandhi

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I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking. ↗

— Dorothy L. Sayers

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A bug lies in quiet repose; when he passed no one knows. Did he suffer, was he pained? Before he died, was knowledge gained? Were all life’s pressures much too great.To put upon so small a weight? Although not one for pessimism, I think he died of journalism! ↗

— Nikhil Sharda

#journalism #life

I get no sense from his note at all,” said Will, bounding to his feet, “except that he can quote Tennyson’s lesser poetry. Sophie, how quickly can you have Tessa ready?” “Half an hour,” said Sophie, not looking up from the dress. “Meet me in the courtyard in half an hour, then,” said Will. “I’ll wake Cyril. And be prepared to swoon at my finery. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

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