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My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.


Ben Aaronovitch


#humor

She is the woman that contradicts Simone de Beauvoir's saying "One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman." She is the woman that makes your tooth pain seem like a trivial matter in comparison to the heartaches she causes as she deliberately passes by your side. She is the woman that makes your throat feel swollen and your tie to suddenly seem too tight. She is the woman that is able to take you to the seven heavens with a whisper; straight to cloud number nine.. She is the woman that erases all other women unintentionally and becomes without demanding the despot of your heart. She is the woman that sends you back and forth to purgatory and resurrects you with each unintended touch. She is the woman that will ask of you to burn Rome just to collect for her a handful of dust.


Malak El Halabi


#poetry-quotations #woman-s-charm #womanhood #women #love

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.


Dorothy L. Sayers


#quotations #thought #originality

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.


Ambrose Bierce


#another #quotation #repeating #words

With no more than six levels of misquotation, any statement can be made to say whatever you wish.


John McCarthy


#levels #made #misquotation #more #say

A bug lies in quiet repose; when he passed no one knows. Did he suffer, was he pained? Before he died, was knowledge gained? Were all life’s pressures much too great.To put upon so small a weight? Although not one for pessimism, I think he died of journalism!


Nikhil Sharda


#journalism #life

I get no sense from his note at all,” said Will, bounding to his feet, “except that he can quote Tennyson’s lesser poetry. Sophie, how quickly can you have Tessa ready?” “Half an hour,” said Sophie, not looking up from the dress. “Meet me in the courtyard in half an hour, then,” said Will. “I’ll wake Cyril. And be prepared to swoon at my finery.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #humorous-quotations #will-herondale #humor

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.


Carroll Bryant


#humorist #humorous-quotations #humourous #humor

'Mr. and Mrs. Lowell are not receiving.' What the hell did that mean? 'I'm not throwing a forty-yard pass. I just have a few questions. I think their daughter is in danger.'


Darynda Jones


#humor

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.


Carroll Bryant


#humorous-philosophy #humorous-quotations #humor






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