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If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

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Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice. ↗

— Rick Riordan

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Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face. ↗

— Katie MacAlister

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Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable. ↗

— Michael P. Clutton

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Knock-knock, motherfucker. ↗

— Jenny Lawson

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People ask why are you so strange and I always reply why are you so normal... ↗

— Shadowstorm Norwicca

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I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here. ↗

— C. JoyBell C.

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To delete our memory to zero! A completely new life! . . This is a fantastic idea! ↗

— Mehmet Murat ildan

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If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character. Therefore, you could conclude that if you are said author, you are in love with yourself. ↗

— Heather Dowell

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Life itself is a quotation. ↗

— Jorge Luis Borges

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