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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #quotation
I'm an American, our names don't mean shit. ↗
— Quentin Tarantino
#humorous-quotations #humor
Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face. ↗
— Katie MacAlister
#humor
Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable. ↗
— Michael P. Clutton
Knock-knock, motherfucker. ↗
— Jenny Lawson
People ask why are you so strange and I always reply why are you so normal... ↗
— Shadowstorm Norwicca
#shadowstorm #humor
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. ↗
— Hesketh Pearson
#never #only #quotations
I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here. ↗
— C. JoyBell C.
#bad-boys #good #good-and-evil #humor #humorous-quotations
To delete our memory to zero! A completely new life! . . This is a fantastic idea! ↗
— Mehmet Murat ildan
#life
Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going. ↗
— Jim Moorman
#humorous-quotations #humorous-quotes #music
A female ship should slowly go to dock when she sees a male harbour, for this is the most natural thing to do! ↗
#nature