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#quotation

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I'm an American, our names don't mean shit.


Quentin Tarantino


#humorous-quotations #humor

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.


Katie MacAlister


#humor

Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.


Michael P. Clutton


#humorous-quotations #humor

Knock-knock, motherfucker.


Jenny Lawson


#humor

People ask why are you so strange and I always reply why are you so normal...


Shadowstorm Norwicca


#shadowstorm #humor

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.


Hesketh Pearson


#never #only #quotations

I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here.


C. JoyBell C.


#bad-boys #good #good-and-evil #humor #humorous-quotations

To delete our memory to zero! A completely new life! . . This is a fantastic idea!


Mehmet Murat ildan


#life

Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.


Jim Moorman


#humorous-quotations #humorous-quotes #music

A female ship should slowly go to dock when she sees a male harbour, for this is the most natural thing to do!


Mehmet Murat ildan


#nature






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