#quota

Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable. ↗

— Michael P. Clutton

#humorous-quotations #humor

Knock-knock, motherfucker. ↗

— Jenny Lawson

#humor

People ask why are you so strange and I always reply why are you so normal... ↗

— Shadowstorm Norwicca

#shadowstorm #humor

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment. ↗

— A.A. Milne

#humorous-quotations #judgment #experience

It does not manifest so that you can believe in it. You believe in it so that it can manifest. ↗

— Lauren Zimmerman

#quotations #quotes #spiritual #spiritual-quotations #inspirational

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. ↗

— Hesketh Pearson

#never #only #quotations

I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here. ↗

— C. JoyBell C.

#bad-boys #good #good-and-evil #humor #humorous-quotations

For most people life is not a fairy tale, it is an adventure. ↗

— Ana Monnar

#quotation #quote #life

If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver? ↗

— K S Collier

#life

To delete our memory to zero! A completely new life! . . This is a fantastic idea! ↗

— Mehmet Murat ildan

#life