#puns

Coincidences are spiritual puns. ↗

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

#puns #spiritual

How many of us are there?” he demanded in a less than amused tone. “Legions, surely, don’t you think it must be so?” “How can you joke about even this?” he asked, anger evident in his voice. A rarity that he expressed it, or any other emotion, for that matter. Of course, that didn’t mean the emotions weren’t there, and I’d experienced every one he’d refused to show. “Don’t knock what you haven’t tried, Michel. Trust me when I say my regular routine of self-amusement is a much better prophylactic against insanity than your grueling regimen of nightly self-flogging. ↗

— Krisi Keley

#puns #anger

If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #puns #equality

Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #puns #death

Also not the kind of place to hide a server." "Is that another pun?" She asked. "No! I swear! I didn't mean that one." ~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5 ↗

— Ridley Pearson

#humor #puns #humor

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

#puns #life