#puns

If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

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Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #puns #death

Also not the kind of place to hide a server." "Is that another pun?" She asked. "No! I swear! I didn't mean that one." ~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5 ↗

— Ridley Pearson

#humor #puns #humor

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

#puns #life

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits. ↗

— Victor Hugo

#soaring #wits

Puns are the highest form of literature. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#humor #literature #puns #funny