#pun

Every book I write, the media just keeps punching me in the face. ↗

— Tama Janowitz

#every #face #i #i write #just

It is more dangerous that even a guilty person should be punished without the forms of law than that he should escape. ↗

— Thomas Jefferson

#escape #even #forms #guilty #law

I am, uh... a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I'm a healthy size, I'm not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren't anorexic are punished... for not being anorexic. ↗

— Kristen Johnston

#anorexic #being #feel #foot #healthy

I'm well in touch with my family, my children. I keep them on my answer phone, so if I want to hear one of their voices, all I have to do is punch it up and it will be there. ↗

— Davy Jones

#children #family #hear #i #keep

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#being #nobody #punctual #trouble