#pun

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From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked.


Tom Stoppard


#back #comic #enjoyed #far #how

Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road. It's punishment.


Billy Strayhorn


#love #punishment #road #subject #wife

I love punk, I love a lot of British Invasion bands, I love garage bands.


Anna Sui


#british #garage #i #i love #invasion

When punk really started to happen, it was a reaction against the disco craze of the time.


Anna Sui


#disco #happen #punk #reaction #really

I am provocative, and I admit this. It isn't as if I'm only on the receiving end, a poor, frail little creature. I can be thoroughly nasty when I get going, and I don't pull my punches.


Helen Suzman


#am #creature #end #frail #get

It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.


Publilius Syrus


#fire #folly #live #neighbor #next

The word nobody wants to use, but you see if you are here illegally, that's the punishment, deportation.


Tom Tancredo


#here #illegally #nobody #punishment #see

Countries and states which have capital punishment have a much higher rate of murder and crime than countries that do not, so that makes sense to me, and the moral question - I struggle with it morally.


Charlize Theron


#capital punishment #countries #crime #higher #i

If my children do not behave according to Islam, if they do not pray for instance, I will punish them.


Abu Bakar Bashir


#behave #children #i #instance #islam

You must see the persons who are in charge - persons you can punish or vote for.


Joschka Fischer


#must #persons #punish #see #vote