#pun

Only nature knows how to justly proportion to the fault the punishment it deserves. ↗

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

#fault #how #justly #knows #nature

My dreams have become puny with the reality my life has become. ↗

— Imelda Marcos

#dreams #life #my life #puny #reality

I know there are reporters who ridicule pundits. ↗

— Daniel Okrent

#know #pundits #reporters #ridicule #who

I doubt whether classical education ever has been or can be successfully carried out without corporal punishment. ↗

— George Orwell

#carried #classical #corporal #doubt #education

Torture is banned but in two-thirds of the world's countries it is still being committed in secret. Too many governments still allow wrongful imprisonment, murder or "disappearance" to be carried out by their officials with impunity. ↗

— Peter Benenson

#banned #being #carried #committed #countries

Punishing honest mistakes stifles creativity. I want people moving and shaking the earth and they're going to make mistakes. ↗

— Ross Perot

#earth #going #honest #i #make

But you know the second month I was here I put out a healthy lifestyles directive. The pundits will say it was because we were sued. Well that's what they say. It was never about that. ↗

— Jim Cantalupo

#because #directive #healthy #here #i

A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket. ↗

— John Dennis

#make #man #pick #pocket #pun

When you throw punches at actors, you stop, you pull it, and it looks like you pulled it. When you throw punches at cartoon characters, they are not there, so you can swing through. It looks like you really decked them. ↗

— Brendan Fraser

#cartoon characters #characters #like #looks #pull

Well, I did a harmonica instruction tape for Homespun tapes. ↗

— John Sebastian

#harmonica #homespun #i #instruction #tape