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Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.


Scott Thompson


#how #punch #should #start #teaching

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there.


Evan Rachel Wood


#creepy #ebay #forget #go #got

I pretty much grew up when punk was big in the UK. The Sex Pistols were heroes for me. I used to run around like Johnny Rotten. I had a jacket like his.


Gavin Rossdale


#big #grew #had #heroes #his

It's really hard to imagine there ever being the kind of impact there was when punk rock happened in the late 70's. I wish there would be one big change like that again, but I don't know if that'll ever happen.


Penelope Spheeris


#being #big #big change #change #ever

The principle inherent in the clause that prohibits pointless infliction of excessive punishment when less severe punishment can adequately achieve the same purposes invalidates the punishment.


William J. Brennan


#adequately #clause #excessive #infliction #inherent

We do not consecrate the flag by punishing its desecration, for in doing so, we dilute the freedom this cherished emblem represents.


William J. Brennan


#desecration #doing #emblem #flag #freedom

Economists, like royal children, are not punished for their errors.


James Buchan


#economists #errors #like #punished #royal

Big Business can make laws as easily as it can break them - and with as little impunity.


Ralph Chaplin


#big business #break #business #easily #impunity

Punishment cannot heal spirits, can only break them.


Barbara Deming


#cannot #heal #only #punishment #spirits

Confession is always weakness. The grave soul keeps its own secrets, and takes its own punishment in silence.


Dorothy Dix


#confession #grave #keeps #own #punishment






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