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When I went to record my first album, which should have been a punk album, there was a synthesiser in the control room. I'd never seen one before but they let me have a go on it and I loved it to bits.


Gary Numan


#been #before #bits #control #first

I'm afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.


Catherine O'Hara


#afraid #except #i #needles

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).


Shaquille O'Neal


#face #here #i #me #punch

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.


Bill O'Reilly


#counter #go #i #just #punch

I was a punk. I think that's why I'm such a good person now, because I was such a bad guy then.


Adam Oates


#bad guy #because #good #good person #guy

I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby.


Barack Obama


#am #baby #daughters #first #first of all

I was never really that interested in the punk movement. I was a blues guy: I liked Motown, James Brown.


Gary Oldman


#brown #guy #i #interested #james

I believe in something. But I don't believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God.


Chuck Palahniuk


#believe #condemn #creation #enough #eternal

I get a lot of the ideas when I'm resting - either when I'm meditating or getting some kind of work done on my back, like physical therapy or acupuncture. That's where I get my best ideas, maybe because I'm balancing my body.


Katy Perry


#back #balancing #because #best #body

A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.


Steve Prefontaine


#even #exhausting #fastest #guts #himself






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