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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.


Voltaire


#forbidden #kill #large #large numbers #numbers

I think punk rock, especially for me, was a big middle finger to this whole talent thing.


Mike Watt


#especially #finger #i #i think #me

The bad guys don't always get punished and the good guys are not necessarily pure.


Sam Waterston


#bad #bad guys #get #good #good guys

If this work can contribute in any way toward proving this, and at the same time arouse the conscience of the American people to a demand for justice to every citizen, and punishment by law for the lawless, I shall feel I have done my race a service.


Ida B. Wells


#american people #any #arouse #citizen #conscience

What becomes a crime deserving capital punishment when the tables are turned is a matter of small moment when the negro woman is the accusing party.


Ida B. Wells


#becomes #capital #capital punishment #crime #deserving

I do not believe having a baby is punishment.


Allen West


#believe #having #having a baby #i #i do

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.


Oscar Wilde


#before #dawn #dreamer #find #his

Government or politics in America today is big business. Everybody makes money involving themselves in one way or the other, whether it's pollsters, whether they are policy wonks, whether they are pundits, whether they are those who believe that they must call it as they see it and then to be fair about it.


Douglas Wilder


#america #believe #big #big business #business

I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.


Rainn Wilson


#awkward #born #comedy #experience #funny

I heard this massive thud. I spun around, and there Keith was, on the ground. He'd cut his gums up on impact, he was very bloody, and clutching his head. I think it was a kind of wake-up call for him.


Ron Wood


#bloody #call #cut #ground #head






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