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God preordained, for his own glory and the display of His attributes of mercy and justice, a part of the human race, without any merit of their own, to eternal salvation, and another part, in just punishment of their sin, to eternal damnation.


John Calvin


#any #attributes #damnation #display #eternal

You will feel the full force of the law and if you are old enough to commit these crimes you are old enough to face the punishments. And to these people I would say this: you are not only wrecking the lives of others, you are potentially wrecking your own life too.


David Cameron


#crimes #enough #face #feel #force

I contend that it's impossible to read the Sermon on the Mount and not come out against capital punishment.


Tony Campolo


#capital #capital punishment #come #contend #i

The gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless labor.


Albert Camus


#ceaselessly #condemned #dreadful #fall #futile

God ceases to be God only for those who can admit the possibility of His non-existence, and that conception is in itself the most severe punishment they can suffer.


Giacomo Casanova


#ceases #conception #god #his #itself

God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered.


John Cleese


#father #flattered #god #know #like

I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure.


Craig Ferguson


#age #background #been #chaos #clearly

As the bull market goes on, people who take great risks achieve great rewards, seemingly without punishment. It's like crime without punishment or sex without sin.


Ron Chernow


#bull #bull market #crime #goes #great

I know my own soul, how feeble and puny it is: I know the magnitude of this ministry, and the great difficulty of the work; for more stormy billows vex the soul of the priest than the gales which disturb the sea.


John Chrysostom


#difficulty #disturb #feeble #gales #great

I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.


Brian P. Cleary


#all things #alphabet #already #books #covered






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