#pun

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I contend that it's impossible to read the Sermon on the Mount and not come out against capital punishment.


Tony Campolo


#capital #capital punishment #come #contend #i

The gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless labor.


Albert Camus


#ceaselessly #condemned #dreadful #fall #futile

God ceases to be God only for those who can admit the possibility of His non-existence, and that conception is in itself the most severe punishment they can suffer.


Giacomo Casanova


#ceases #conception #god #his #itself

God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered.


John Cleese


#father #flattered #god #know #like

I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure.


Craig Ferguson


#age #background #been #chaos #clearly

As the bull market goes on, people who take great risks achieve great rewards, seemingly without punishment. It's like crime without punishment or sex without sin.


Ron Chernow


#bull #bull market #crime #goes #great

I know my own soul, how feeble and puny it is: I know the magnitude of this ministry, and the great difficulty of the work; for more stormy billows vex the soul of the priest than the gales which disturb the sea.


John Chrysostom


#difficulty #disturb #feeble #gales #great

I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.


Brian P. Cleary


#all things #alphabet #already #books #covered

When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.


Brian P. Cleary


#finding #going #interest #joke #kid

We as a Congress have a moral obligation to bring justice to the families of these victims. Furthermore, as a society based on laws, we have a responsibility to ensure that criminals don't go unpunished.


Bob Filner


#bring #congress #criminals #ensure #families