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If you woke up, every day, and someone punched you in the face, for the first week, you'd go, 'Why is someone punching me in the face?' But, by the time you got through week two, you'd take it and just go on with the day.


Dominic Monaghan


#day #every #every day #face #first

Rather leave the crime of the guilty unpunished than condemn the innocent.


Marcus Tullius Cicero


#crime #guilty #innocent #leave #rather

I was punished for blowing the whistle on my father's lifestyle.


Tatum O'Neal


#blowing #father #i #lifestyle #punished

I didn't really see the British punk movement, if that's what it was, as wildly original, because I had been listening so intently to all the New York music since 1973, really.


Steven Patrick Morrissey


#been #british #had #i #intently

Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles... respect for human life, the punishment of crimes against property and persons, the equality of all good citizens before the law... or, in a word justice.


Max Nordau


#before #built #citizens #civilization #crimes

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.


P. J. O'Rourke


#corporal #punishment #reintroduce #schools #teachers

And I used to go the punk clubs such as a gay club in Poland Street that everyone would go to because it was the only place you could go to looking like that without getting beaten senseless.


Gary Numan


#because #club #clubs #could #everyone

I shouldn't have to play live just because I've made a record. I get lots of letters 'cos I'm not into the street credibility thing. I don't like that whole thing at all, I've always thought of it as a very glamorous business, the whole thing about putting on a show. All the anti-hero punk thing, it went against everything I've ever wanted to do.


Gary Numan


#against #always #because #business #cos

I'd been a Bowie fan before punk and used to get no end of trouble. I was always getting knocked about and having to run up the street, getting chased by people. It was horrible.


Gary Numan


#always #been #before #bowie #chased

When I went to record my first album, which should have been a punk album, there was a synthesiser in the control room. I'd never seen one before but they let me have a go on it and I loved it to bits.


Gary Numan


#been #before #bits #control #first






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