#pun

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I dropped out of high school and I couldn't go to college 'cause I wasn't smart enough, so I'd resigned myself to loading trucks and playing punk rock on the weekends.


Dave Grohl


#college #dropped #enough #go #high

There weren't a lot of career opportunities in crazy-fast hardcore punk, so you didn't have a lot of ambition, just the love and passion to play music with your friends.


Dave Grohl


#career #career opportunities #friends #hardcore #just

In order to drill into young men the need to stay alert and stay alive, I used to punish offenders with my fists, boots and rifle butt, and with stockade time.


David Hackworth


#alive #boots #drill #fists #i

At a time of such hope and optimism in the Middle East, we cannot let the Libyan government violate every principle of international law and human rights with impunity.


William Hague


#east #every #government #hope #human

To the hard-working people who set a little bit aside each month, to provide for their children, or to fund their own retirement, I say: you should be rewarded not punished.


William Hague


#bit #children #each #fund #hard-working

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.


Hannah More


#drunk #getting #getting drunk #going #like

Civilization is so hard on the body that some have called it a disease, despite the arts that keep puny bodies alive to a greater average age, and our greater protection from contagious and germ diseases.


G. Stanley Hall


#alive #arts #average #bodies #body

But this will not do, God will certainly punish you for stealing and for being unfaithful.


Jupiter Hammon


#certainly #god #punish #stealing #unfaithful

If it comes out sounding like Dixieland jazz or classical or punk or rock or even slightly metal, that's because that's where I'm going to find inspiration.


Ben Harper


#classical #comes #even #find #going

Everywhere among the English-speaking race criminal justice was rude, and punishments were barbarous; but the tendency was to do away with special privileges and legal exemptions.


Albert Bushnell Hart


#away #barbarous #criminal #criminal justice #english-speaking