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#pun

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pun




Let's not talk punishment.


George Steinbrenner


#talk

The two-piece ball I switched to spun too much. One shot would go the distance I thought it should, then the next one would fall short, and then the next one would go long.


Payne Stewart


#distance #fall #go #i #long

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.


Jerry Stiller


#go #line #might #never #punch

From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked.


Tom Stoppard


#back #comic #enjoyed #far #how

Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road. It's punishment.


Billy Strayhorn


#love #punishment #road #subject #wife

I love punk, I love a lot of British Invasion bands, I love garage bands.


Anna Sui


#british #garage #i #i love #invasion

When punk really started to happen, it was a reaction against the disco craze of the time.


Anna Sui


#disco #happen #punk #reaction #really

I am provocative, and I admit this. It isn't as if I'm only on the receiving end, a poor, frail little creature. I can be thoroughly nasty when I get going, and I don't pull my punches.


Helen Suzman


#am #creature #end #frail #get

It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.


Publilius Syrus


#fire #folly #live #neighbor #next

The word nobody wants to use, but you see if you are here illegally, that's the punishment, deportation.


Tom Tancredo


#here #illegally #nobody #punishment #see






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