#pun

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Punishing a person for the wrongs of another makes about as much sense as throwing up to enjoy the meal a second time.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#punishment #richelle #richelle-goodrich #unkindness #wrongs

Punishment? You don’t have any right to punish me. And I can curse. I choose not to most of the time, but don’t think it doesn’t go through my head, asshole. I was trying to give you something. I was trying to give you my body.” “That’s where you fucked up, little girl. I don’t want your body. I want your soul. I want your everything. And I definitely want your orgasms. I want them all. I’ll be a greedy bastard, savoring them and hoarding them all for myself. You wanted to give me your body? I can buy that on a street corner, sweetheart. You’re the one who’s being selfish now.” “How is it selfish to offer to have sex? I don’t understand what you want.” “First off, I want you to stop hiding yourself from me. You’re the one making this tawdry by pretending it’s dirty and not worthy of the light of day.” “I didn’t mean it that way.” “We’re going to do this my way. We tried yours and it didn’t work, so I’m taking control. I should have done it in the first place.


Lexi Blake


#bdsm #control #erotica-romance #punishment #bdsm

A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.


James Boswell


#among #conversation #excellencies #good #lively

There are several books out on punk history, but I haven't read any of them. I was there.


Greg Ginn


#books #haven #history #i #out

Celebrity is absolutely preposterous. Entertainment seems to be inflating. It used to be the punctuation to your life, a film or a novel or a play, a way of celebrating a good week or month. Now it feels as if it's all punctuation.


Hugh Laurie


#celebrating #celebrity #entertainment #feels #film

I'll think, If this is his first punch, how are the others gonna feel? That's the only fear I have for myself.


Sugar Ray Leonard


#feel #first #gonna #his #how

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.


Jerry Lewis


#i #kids #most #paid #punished

I am very aware that playwrights, particularly good ones, have a intention for everything they write. Language and punctuation is used specifically, and most of the time actors can find wonderful clues about character in the rhythm and cadence of the language used.


Laura Linney


#am #aware #character #clues #everything

I don't think it is given to any of us to be impertinent to great religions with impunity.


John le Carre


#given #great #i #impertinent #impunity

I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.


Steve Martin


#letters #period #punctuation #tired #wasting