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Here is how the harmful becomes profitable: That which yesterday was reviled today ends up in Urban Outfitters. The critic Rebecca Solnit has summarized it this way: 'Eat your heart out on a plastic tray,' say the Sex Pistols. Now, we know where to buy the tray and what the heart tastes like.


Josh Kun


#punk-rock #rebellion #music

In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete Drawn only to be washed away For the time that I've been given I am what I am


Five Finger Death Punch


#five-finger-death-punch #music #death

I ...understand how a parent might hit a child- it's because you can look into their eyes and see a reflection of yourself that you wish you hadn't.


Jodi Picoult


#corporeal-punishment #parenting

Sometimes the crime follows the punishment, which only serves to prove the foresight of the Great God." "That's what my grandmother used to say," said Brutha automatically. "Indeed? I would like to know more about this formidable lady." "She used to give me a thrashing every morning because I would certainly do something to deserve it during the day," said Brutha. "A most complete understanding of the nature of mankind,


Terry Pratchett


#punishment #religion #nature

You can see the same immorality or amorality in the Christian view of guilt and punishment. There are only two texts, both of them extreme and mutually contradictory. The Old Testament injunction is the one to exact an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth (it occurs in a passage of perfectly demented detail about the exact rules governing mutual ox-goring; you should look it up in its context (Exodus 21). The second is from the Gospels and says that only those without sin should cast the first stone. The first is a moral basis for capital punishment and other barbarities; the second is so relativistic and "nonjudgmental" that it would not allow the prosecution of Charles Manson. Our few notions of justice have had to evolve despite these absurd codes of ultra vindictiveness and ultracompassion.


Christopher Hitchens


#christianity #compassion #guilt #immorality #justice

The superior thing, in this as in other departments of life, was to be late. Lateness showed that serene contempt for the illusion we call time which is so necessary to ensure the respect of others and oneself. Only the servile are punctual...Mystery at Geneva


Rose Macaulay


#punctuality #respect

Nobody should be whipped. Remember that, once and for all. Neither man nor animal can be influenced by anything but suggestion.


Mikhail Bulgakov


#influence #suggestion #terror #influence

Apparently, my hopes, dreams and aspirations were no match against my poor spelling, punctuation and grammar.


Red Red Rover


#dreams #editing #grammar #hopes #ideas

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts... A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding...


William Gibson


#cyberspace #internet #internet

The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.


George Bernard Shaw


#liar #lie #punishment #lie






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