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Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#death-penalty #gandalf #j-r-r-tolkien #lord-of-the-rings #death

Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.


George Bernard Shaw


#crime #death #justice #punishment #death

There is a certain right by which we many deprive a man of life, but none by which we may deprive him of death; this is mere cruelty.


Friedrich Nietzsche


#death #life #right-to-die #suicide #death

In this age, lies were the universal lubricant of the culture. A love of Truth and commitment to it were seldom rewarded and were often punished.


Dean Koontz


#lies #punished #rewarded #truth #age

Since governments take the right of death over their people, it is not astonishing if the people should sometimes take the right of death over governments." [On Water]


Guy de Maupassant


#government #people #punishment #retribution #revolts

Extraordinary afflictions are not always the punishment of extraordinary sins, but sometimes the trial of extraordinary graces.


Matthew Henry


#always #extraordinary #graces #punishment #sins

Wilson had been killed by everybody. It was this that made his death special, the children had been told. It was justice, it was all the people showing how much they hated this crime. Killing was justice when everybody joined in.


Barry Unsworth


#community #justice #punishment #death

Two times two is four is no longer life, gentlemen, but the beginning of death.


Dostoevsky


#death

I figured this was the easy stuff, and if we couldn't show up on time, looking right and acting right, we weren't going to be able to do anything else.


Bo Schembechler


#team #winning #leadership

If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.


Terry Pratchett


#humor #puns #equality






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