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#puke

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #puke




I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.


Rush Limbaugh


#honest #i #i can #many #must

If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.


Katie Couric


#hear #i #perky #puke #word

Nutrition makes me puke.


Jimmy Piersall


#me #nutrition #puke

You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #puke #funny

Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat


David Sedaris


#i-repeat-this-quote-all-the-time #say-y-all-and-i-ll-actually-puke #love

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.


Steve Martin


#comedy #laugh #making #people #puke

Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks - even on the ceiling, though don't ask me how she did that. So there I was, perched on all fours, cleaning up the puke at the homecoming dance in my best blue suit, which was exactly what I had wanted to avoid in the first place. And Jamie, my date, was on all fours, too, doing exactly the same thing.


Nicholas Sparks


#homecoming-dance #puke #dating

The sight of burnt orange makes me puke.


Brian Bosworth


#makes #me #orange #puke #sight






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