#psychiatrist

I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don't understand what happened to me. ↗

— Jim Bakker

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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ↗

— Tammy Faye Bakker

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If you agree with me on 9 out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist. ↗

— Ed Koch

#issues #me #out #psychiatrist #see

If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office. ↗

— Hedy Lamarr

#brain #everyone #had #i #must

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. ↗

— Muriel Spark

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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#every #every night #goes #i #me

Psychiatrists always say, Oh, we're very professional. I use exercise as my medication. ↗

— Trisha Goddard

#exercise #i #medication #oh #professional

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not. ↗

— Arnold H. Glasow

#half #him #married #other #patients

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #me #okay #opinion #psychiatrist

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

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