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Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.


Mo Rocca


#bed #bit #course #done #earlier

I am proud of my work for my country.


Abdul Qadeer Khan


#country #i #i am #proud #work

I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.


Mo Rocca


#carried #certain #dragged #everyone #groups

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.


Mo Rocca


#comes #coverage #dying #event #focus

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.


Chris Rock


#clean #cleaner #gets #properly #room

Pretty girls have problems too.


Chris Rock


#pretty girls #problems #too

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.


Chris Rock


#curse #either #front #i #mother

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.


Chris Rock


#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

The doors fly open when you're a professional athlete.


Dennis Rodman


#doors #fly #open #professional #professional athlete

I didn't come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made my lunch. I got a car when I was sixteen. I'm proud of that.


Kid Rock


#class #come #dad #got #grew






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