#pretend

I'd love to be a saxophonist. I don't know why, but I pretend I'm the saxophonist when I listen to music. I have about as much chance playing the sax as I do learning how to fly. ↗

— Richard Price

#chance #fly #how #i #i do

The pretended admission of a fault on our part creates an excellent impression. ↗

— Quintilian

#creates #excellent #fault #impression #our

I've been able to play a kid up to this point and pretend that I'm not a grown-up - well, at least for two hours a night! ↗

— Cathy Rigby

#been #grown-up #hours #i #kid

I'm crazy and I don't pretend to be anything else. ↗

— Rihanna

#crazy #else #i #pretend

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve. ↗

— Julia Roberts

#had #having #i #like #never

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. ↗

— Florence King

#about #been #best #cigarette #even

We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked! ↗

— Dave Matthews

#bedroom #before #big #edge #feel

The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not. ↗

— George Michael

#business #crap #ego #pretend #self-satisfaction

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it. ↗

— Jackie Kennedy

#experience #first #greek #i #kill

I kind of realize that I have a tendency to choose the kind of films I watched when I was a kid and would go home and pretend with my friends that we were in those movies after we saw them. ↗

— Samuel L. Jackson

#choose #films #friends #go #go home