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#pregnancy

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pregnancy




You can hear now. Your inner ear is formed. I shout "I love you" into the bedroom. Then I feel stupid. Then I don't. This is pretty much the story of my life.


Suzanne Finnamore


#pregnancy #humor

Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies.


Roberto Hogue


#love #marriage #pregnancy #procreation #relationships

Women are females and men are males. According to gynaecologists, women menstruate every month or so, while men, being male, do not menstruate or suffer during the monthly period. A women, being female, is naturally subject to monthly bleeding. When a women does not menstruate, she is pregnant. If she is pregnant, she becomes, due to pregnancy, less active for about a year.


Muammar Al-Qaddafi


#male #men #menstruate #menstruation #pregnancy

The Vatican won't prosecute pedophile priests but I decide I'm not ready for motherhood and it's condemnation for me? These are the same people that won't support national condom distribution that PREVENTS teenage pregnancy.


Sonya Renee Taylor


#catholic #feminism #feminist #motherhood #organized-religion

After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.


Christie Brinkley


#attitude #body #first #i #i tried

I love pregnancy and the bump and the whole thing.


Bethenny Frankel


#i #i love #love #pregnancy #thing

During my first pregnancy, I spent a lot of time worrying about how big I was getting and how I would lose it afterwards.


Tori Spelling


#afterwards #big #during #first #getting

The past twelve weeks had been a blur, and now she was about to meet her baby via ultrasound, go home with a picture of an alien baby that people would pretend was beautiful, and here she sat after drinking a liter of fluid, her panties moist from a bladder that gave up control right around the time her shoes stopped fitting. A light breeze could make her pee at this point. A sneeze would unleash a tsunami.


Julia Kent


#pregnancy #beauty

Why do people give into stereotypes others have about them? Why would you ever let someone else's negative thoughts dictate how you're going to leave your life?


Gaby Rodriguez


#pregnancy-project #inspirational

I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can't find a way of avoiding it.


Brigitte Bardot


#am #avoiding #childbirth #find #finding






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